There's such a thing as a professional organiser! As in someone who helps you organises your stuff. There's even a National Association (in the US) for them!
Read about them here.
I SO need to hire one.
Btw, if you're wondering how come suddenly I'm blogging more, that's cos I've added a Blogger widget on my desktop so I can easily blog as and when I have silly things to say like this. I'm also on a lookout for a new template to spruce up this place, and to share with you (if anyone other than JY is still reading) cool sites I've found.